Your first aider.

maybe with red shirt?

I just flat out don't like it.

Proselytizing aside, the handwriting font is no good. On a shirt like this, choice of typeface is everything.

(sigh) I know Jesus told you guys to preach the gospel to the four corners of the earth. I get that part. But I don't remember him saying anything about cheerfully doing your best to shove it down our throats with a ten-foot pole. My dad is Christian and he thinks this kind of evangelism sucks, too.

i wouldn't say its shoving it down your throat, but if someone can freely put up a design that is derogatory to Jesus, then why shouldn't there be one to counter it? just saying.

either way, i'm not sure about the wording...sounds strange somehow.

My first aider is Satan, and he's located at Denver.

Would have been much funnier if you changed it to "My".

its like at a beach. its to let you know where to get help. i guess yall dont go to the beach much. and i agree with penny.loafer, if you can be derogatory, you can be positive. this is hardly shoving religion down anyones throat!

This is not shoving anything down anyone's throat. The message could actually apply to any number of religions.
What wrong which someone having a faith anyway. you dont HAVE to buy the shirt

My first aider is Kool Aid, and he's located lodged in my family room wall.

I agree with wisseh. I'd buy it with that change, it's hilarious :)

Zerooooo

My first aider is guinness, located in the fridge

your first aider is all these people telling you what their first aider is thus pumping your comment count

If they wouldn't print that cross on the back of a good shirt, they certainly won't print it on the front of this one...

...Is this saying that you've died or that you're "saved"?... I'm confused

I have a faith. It's the "your" that makes it pushy, see.

...Someone has a right to post the design, and I have a right to say why I think it sucks. That's how it works. I know full well I don't have to buy the shirt. You'll notice my comment said nothing about feeling oppressed or some stupid crap like that.