Print application for the black will be flock.

I'd lose the text. Also, its a bit Tatooish ..

Kinda campy, not very creative. The phrase has been around for a long time, and it's not a play on words.

A cartoon of a wrinkled old gray-haired, saggy woman with a hole in her throat, puffing away at a lit cig would be more appropriate for this venue.

But, hey, what do I know?