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 VROOOOooooOM!
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Hold The Relish ftw!
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pew pew!
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Torakamikaze on Jan 03 '08 that's my dog!!!!
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dacat on Jan 03 '08 ha ha ha, funny as hell!
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Go Maltz!
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zipperking on Jan 03 '08 I TASTE A PRINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nice one maltz
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you guys know how to treat a lady
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zomg amazing crowd detail!
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I can't wait to find out the "weiner" of this race! $5!
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MALTZ! This shirt is epic and amazing. $5
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5$
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the mustard and ketchup have scratch n' sniff foil
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the chili dog withdrew after allegations of doping.
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hahaha
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Is number 7 wearing a spiked German helmut? OMG, the details on this one just keeps giving and giving!
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againstbound on Jan 03 '08 Is this Kafka inspired? it obviously is, genius, the crowd could use some more coloring but even so its a 5$ as it is
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Such a deep commentary on the modern meat and racing industries!
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WhitneyBeth on Jan 03 '08 that's my dog!!!!! $5!
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^lol at Lhiiiz
Beatiful. what else can i say? 5!!! |
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secretly robots on Jan 03 '08 i almost passed over this but then i realized the symbolism of the flaming car and had to give it a $5
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ginetteginette on Jan 03 '08 christ it's beautiful.
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wotto on Jan 03 '08 did i miss something here?
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^555!!!$$$
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wotto: i think you missed the subway :(
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Hahaha 57
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you noticed!
she noticed :+) |
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Yeah Dude!!!
$$ FI VE $$ |
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high five !
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THAT'S MY DOG!
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you did it!!!!! 5$
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simulated process
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more like simulated flavour....
hey o... |
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abeadle on Jan 03 '08 amazing
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abeadle on Jan 03 '08 $5.54 the price of my usual sub sandwich
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lol @ thats my dag!! Awesome job Mr. Maltzy :D $5
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lol @ irony of "hold the relish" having relish on it! 5$
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perfect
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ahahah maltz!
Because of this shirt, we should get married. The whole wedding party will wear this shirt. We will serve hot dogs. It will be marvellous. 5$ |
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so $5!! hahaha
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That mustard is adorable. $5
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Your style is totally charming! Hope I get the chance to wear this. A big $5
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This shirt just gave me an orgasm. I wept for twenty minutes.
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i don't understand. Half of it looks like a five year old drew and colored it and the other half looks done in paint, and people love it.
Well, I don't. |
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but we had such a good thing HeatherC19!
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also 5 years old can beat up 3 year olds...so i'm cool with it
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Not super-powered robot 3 year olds. With lasers.
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those would present a problem. true.
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ISABOA on Jan 03 '08 always bet on the sinai kosher - 5$
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HeatherC19 on Jan 03 '08
i don't understand. Half of it looks like a five year old drew and colored it and the other half looks done in paint, and people love it. you know some talented 5-year-olds. i was looking through my old kindergarten journals a while ago and my dad looked like an ant. |
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that's my dog too!
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That dogs hot enough to taste. Yummy!
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artdrops on Jan 03 '08 hot diggity dog! $5
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you're the next fathead!
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fathead! like those giant poster things? i love those
you got a fathead? |
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I want a Lou Pinella Fathead
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jstumpenhorst on Jan 03 '08 hahahaha!!
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This race wasn't as great as year two. Remember when car 24 crashed at the finish line, and how the fans devoured the driver? It was like a Fellini film.
However, the rendering here is at a level to which my eyes bleed with joy, and thus, I have found new respect for year three. Thanks for giving us God's highlight film, Maltz. |
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JackMartin ftw
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is there a secret message hidden in the detailed scribbling in the audience section?
i believe i see some disguised cursive reading "$5 and Print for sure!!!" |
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those are the other audience members...but...they're...all...uhhh...simultaneously vomiting and convulsing...so they only appear squiggly.
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NomadSlim on Jan 03 '08 Is the trophy the original a golden, scale version of the Oscar Meyer wiener-mobile?
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and 3 of them are seagulls
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no trophy...the winner gets a years supply of hot dogs!
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OH MY GOD MALTZ!!!!!!!!
5$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ |
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OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiz-nit!
55555555555555555555 |
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HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MAGNIFIQUE!
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oh no i broked the caps locks :(
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eeew ugly
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Torakamikaze on Jan 03 '08 eeew AMAZING!!
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where is that griffin character
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i KNEW that chili dog racer was gonna give off far too much gas and crash and burn!
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viralVISUAL on Jan 03 '08 Mmmm, nummers
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is this like an alternate version of the sandwich car? Damn sandwich mobiles making me hungry...is that the point of all this to make us hungry and go eat sandwiches?
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hot dogs are people sammiches too
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make me a sandwich!!!!
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or a hot dog sammich
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mmm
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you can't catch them though they are too fast
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and unpredictable
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"So what exactly is that that you're wearing?"
"Well, it's some racing hot dogs and my wicked-awesome friend Maltzy designed it" "What's a 'Maltzy'?" "Really, if you don't know, I can't begin to explain. But...... (wait for it......) That's my dog!!!!!! " |
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this is so amazing. the end.
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I really would buy this in a second if it got printed.
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WanderingBert on Jan 03 '08 Dispite the fact that Lightning Bolt Backwards 44 is about to win, I really am fond of German Helmet Distorted Skanky Woman Outline 7. I do feel sorry for Crash and Burn- his numbers been cooked right off!
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WanderingBert on Jan 03 '08 I have no comment pertaining to Relish Removed Water Logged 3.
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bsweber on Jan 03 '08 oh man, i was getting four to one on relish. i hope he pulls through!
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polynothing on Jan 03 '08 so good...
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"Hold the 3 relish"
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the 44 is not backwards he's just going really really fast
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...it's backwards...
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ilovedoodle on Jan 04 '08 Haha "That's My Dog"!!!
Maltz Rock! |
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every time I look, I see something new here 5$
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...dumb.
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Torakamikaze on Jan 04 '08 ...smart.
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...average
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...intelligent
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..foam at mouth
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Highlarryus, Maltz!
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Hawt
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100th comment! PJ get's a free picture of ketchup in a random unnanounced blog!
be on the lookout for your prize |
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ok but it seems a little bit like a little kids sketch,,,maybe darken some lines?
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$10,000 bestee for design of the year
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pinkweasel, i'm only 8!
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I want this on my t-shirt.
On my underpants. Tatooed on the inside of my eyelid so that I can look at it everytime I blink. Carved into my headstone. As my China pattern. As my new mommy. |
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mustard is a QT !
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i've never looked better.
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Torakamikaze on Jan 04 '08 my uncle needs this!
PRINT!!! |
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i just had ketchup on my omelet
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you guys are all hi-larious. omg maltz you are an artistic genius! i'd rock this all up and down my campus. $5+infinite reprints
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im confused. why wasn't this a Revolution submission?
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that relish is such a hawt dog!
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yay Maltz!!!!
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I think we all know by now this is gonna be a print and on every hot item list on the internet within miliseconds of it being up for sale.
You have just won the art war. Fuck the battles. |
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Go hotdogs go!
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taste good on shirt!
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lets predict scores...
i'm thinking a 5.03 on this one. |
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let's hope not.
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I would buy this if it won. FORREALZ
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Jemae on Jan 05 '08 haha! That's My Dog! :D
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i know very little about art on Jan 05 '08 Cute:D
love hotdog! |
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i love you all.
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Yes Maltz yes indeed $5
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it's so bad it's good. However no writing with paint... go all the way with the hand drawn look.
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Torakamikaze on Jan 06 '08 was this printed yet?
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i saw this on another site already...how popular is this thing
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jaz999 - the paint portion will be "flocked" so as to make it seem like you're really part of the race
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so this is what you whispering in my ear about, the other night.
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shhh!
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See you dont need alotta graphic shading n stuff to have a sweet as design hehe.
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IncubusThis i love that one song from incubus!
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can we just skip the whole however many days left to score and just get a print already?
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If this was printed on Threadless, it would be the digital version of the cabbage patch kid riots where parents were stepping on each other's throats for farm-made plastic children. Only with more violence.
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watch out flying mouse!
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design of the year! i ain't see anything better!
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This shirt will change the way the world works forever. Make it now.
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FOREVER!
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This is insane!
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FEEL THE FURY!
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opifan64 on Jan 07 '08 You are the Chosen One. Keep the text, hold the relish, know kung fu. $5
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