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Seattle Meet-up Story

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:56:19 -0500

Once a Califoreigner came to Seattle. Her name is courtneypi.

She stayed with her wife Twiggy. Who was drunk.

That same night, another lady stopped by. She brought the glam and a wicked arm burn. Her name was ladykat. Twiggy scrutinized this new situation.

While Tasha mocked faces at it.

We sat around for a little while, talking loudly.

Until we decided to walk to a pub.

(it was not this one)

Some other dude met up with us. I don't recall his name or purpose, but he looked hungry for courtney's arm meat.

Twiggy would have had some arm meat but lacked teeth to chew it.

That's about the time I learned audiovore was a narcoleptic.

FIN

CHICAGO MEET UP ALL CAPS

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:19:17 -0500

IN CHICAGO DURING FALL MEET-UP:

Journey, Heart, Cheap Trick
7pm. $25. All Ages. Sept 12

Football People- Lend me your advice!

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:01:12 -0500

I have a chance to purchase a set of either preseason or season Seahawks tickets. This will be a birthday present for my husband, a giant Seahawks fan who has never been to a game. The preseason game is in a few weeks- guaranteed of having gorgeous weather. The season tickets are December 21- surely to be wet and cold. The preseason tickets would be only $40 cheaper.

Being football fans, which would you opt for?

Sonmi! Zonmi! Krunkmi! Do-re-mi!

Fri, 30 May 2008 11:44:42 -0500

Last night I dreamt that I found some bed sheets decorated with these characters...

...from your newest submission which caught me off guard and left me standing shocked & awed over your apparent art thievery which threw myself in a moral dilemma over to call you out on it or sit silently! **

**This, by no means, is to imply you stole anything as dreams are nothing but fragmented cloudy pieces of our subconscious that inspire band names such as REM and sub-par movies such as Science of Sleep which I saw last weekend.

EPIC EPIDEMIC.

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:00:58 -0500

What the heck has happened to Clay Aiken's head?

It appears he has caught some sort of Rocky Dennis Disease and it is frightening. I can imagine this head running at me with tiny legs jutting from the jaw and tiny arms coming out of the ears holding tiny knives in their tiny hands. He will kill while falsetto singing The Little Mermaid's "Under the Sea".

It ain't workin for me, dawg.

START YOUR ENGINES!

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:58:00 -0500

All weekend (aka Sunday) was spent shaping, sanding, & staining my car entry for the Thread Le Manss. Considering as last minute as it was, it turned out pretty neat.

BEHOLD!
The Boozer Cruizer:

Able to drunkenly swerve across the finish line by narrowly escaping any DUIs.

Detail of cop-out but wicked label:

Thanks to joeVW for designing one of my favorite shirts that I decided to feature here.

WHO WILL BE THE ONE WHO RACES AND SUBSEQUENTLY BEATS THE BOOZER CRUIZER?

WHO WILL SMACK THE BOOZER CRUIZER ON IT'S ASS WITH A BILLY CLUB?

WHO WILL FETCH ME A HOT CHOCOLATE WITH EXTRA WHIP CREAM FROM THE CORNER COFFEE SHOP?

Hate/Love & Love/Hate

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:50:12 -0500

Songs I should like since most red blooded Americans like but I don't like, yet still know all the words so I hatefully sing along:

Lean On Me by Bill Weathers

Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler

Enter Sandman by Metallica

Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

Songs I should hate because, let's face it, they really are not good but I gleefully shamelessly enjoy singing along:

The entire Bee Gees catalog.

NOW YOU GO!

EMBARRASSING THINGS FOR THE DAY.

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:19:42 -0500

Here is a list, because I fucking love lists, of the embarrassing things I have encountered today:

1. MORNING- email from an ex asking if my friend, Chad, still tattoos because he & his redneck wife want to get WEDDING BAND TATTOOS.

This is a lose/lose situation. Chad will not be stoked if I send in my ex & his wife for WEDDING BAND TATTOOS, because they are WEDDING BAND TATTOOS and unless you are Pam & Tommy, WEDDING BAND TATTOOS are unacceptable. But I can't exactly tell my ex he is 155% retarded for wanting WEDDING BAND TATTOOS....wait, fuck yes I can! And I will!

I can't believe I dated a guy who now wants WEDDING BAND TATTOOS.

2. AFTERNOON- Occasionally at work, the fashionistas upstairs will need dudes within the office to try on sample clothes. So it's nothing new going up there and seeing a guy standing in the middle of a fashion designer huddle wearing nothing but their shirt & manites.

So there I was, upstairs, having just gone over a concept with a fashionista when I round the corner and literally bump into this dude taking off his pants; knocking him to the floor. I am not sure who was most embarrassed, but I am happy he was wearing form-fitting manties so nothing flopped out like a freshly reeled in salmon.

3. JUST NOW- I've come to realize I really like the Cranberries & Garbage. (the bands, not the items)

Nobody dry humps Baby in the corner

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:40:34 -0500

This is a mature situation.

Digital Cameras

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:01:29 -0500

Hey ya'll.

Anybody have any advice on what kind of point & shoot I should get? Preferably something under $250 - easy to use - reliable - 7+MP.

GO!