...but I don't get why this would be printed.

Scan a thousand Jr. High School kids notebooks. Collect scribblings at random. Hand off scribblings to a thousand kids dodging kindergarten class. Give said kids handfuls of free crayons (the kind handed out at a thousand family restaurants around the country). Wait ten minutes. Throwout at random 2/3 of the results (just to be mean). Take the rest, give them to the poor blind kid who didn't get to play. Have him pick his favorites by smell and pass them on to the least cleverest of apes at the clever ape school. Allow ape to put together the drawings however he sees fit. Throw out results. Give ape a job at Threadless. Give him some crayons and have them design their version of a $26 shirt. Fire the poor ape cause you've already got too many goofs on the payroll. Print the shirt. Make $13 when shirt is marked down to clearance. Destroy remainder of shirts in burn barrel.

Am I close?