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Maltzmania
aka Sovay is a 23.41 year old boy, has been a member since July 15, 2007, has scored 29635 submissions, giving an average score of 2.17.
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It's Not a Complete Evil Laugh Without a Handlebar Mustache
of 34 votes, 62% like it
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Handlebar Mustache: Don't Vie for World Domination Without it
of 31 votes, 52% like it
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Handlebar Mustaches: Don't Leave Your Evil Hideout Without it!
of 31 votes, 55% like it
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I'd Respect You More With a Handlebar Mustache
of 33 votes, 55% like it
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Diamonds May Be Forever, but Handlebar Mustaches Tickle A Little
of 33 votes, 55% like it
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Handlebar Mustaches: Don't Leave 1920's silent films without them
of 31 votes, 55% like it
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Excuse Me While I Stroke My Invisible Handlebar Mustache
of 39 votes, 79% like it
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Being an Evil Mastermind is as Easy as 1, 2, Handlebar Mustache.
of 31 votes, 52% like it
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I Swear I'm a Villain! I Just Left my Handlebar Mustache at Home
of 31 votes, 42% like it
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Dramatic Tee Shirts Are So... (back) Anticlimactic
of 31 votes, 45% like it
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You Can't Spell Random Without Tangerine Swordfish Disco Car
of 148 votes, 64% like it
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I'm Rarely Caught Dead Wearing This
of 165 votes, 58% like it
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Sadly, My Air Guitar Solos Get Confused With Awkward Silences
of 251 votes, 68% like it
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(regular ink)I'm not one for hidden messages (glow ink) Hypocrite
of 287 votes, 62% like it
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(regular ink) I'm not afraid of the dark (glow ink) hold me!
of 336 votes, 75% like it
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Getting rocked like a hurricane is only fun in theory
of 262 votes, 64% like it
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French words are not my Forté
of 284 votes, 65% like it
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I can think of only two things I hate: 1. lists 2.hypocrites
of 238 votes, 56% like it
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Hooray for sarcasm!
of 251 votes, 62% like it
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Hang gliding: The excitement of flying a kite, half the mockery
of 210 votes, 49% like it
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Egotistical astronauts are not as down to earth as they seem
of 201 votes, 52% like it
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I enjoyed watching you read. Let's do this again sometime.
of 278 votes, 67% like it
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You're doing wonders for my self-esteem right now
of 225 votes, 52% like it
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Library Fines: Like being hit with a sack of marshmallows
of 266 votes, 61% like it
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Think of this as an advance apology for my awkwardness
of 247 votes, 53% like it
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Mimes are only in it for the awkward silence
of 355 votes, 59% like it
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The mysterious ooze in my yard has yet to grant me one superpower
of 323 votes, 53% like it
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Dear Syrup, I want you on me. Love, Waffles. (In letter format)
of 363 votes, 58% like it
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(front)If you can read this (back) You definitley can't read this
of 393 votes, 61% like it
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Awkward Silence Indicators: Tumbleweed, cricket, and your jokes.
of 331 votes, 51% like it
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(Vertically where a tie would be) Helpful Tip #32: Ties go here
of 325 votes, 50% like it
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It's hard thinking outside the box when it's a really sweet box.
of 357 votes, 55% like it
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I have a vast vocabulary. So, like, yeah and stuff.
of 346 votes, 51% like it
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I never understood the semi-colon; but i often use it ironically.
of 316 votes, 45% like it
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That makes about as much sense as a platypus
of 299 votes, 45% like it
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Find your damn self Waldo
of 363 votes, 56% like it
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Metaphors are as redundant as similes
of 291 votes, 45% like it
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I can't wait for this to get more awkard.
of 327 votes, 47% like it
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I'd laugh out loud, but I can't without a keyboard.
of 328 votes, 53% like it
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With a straight face tell me you don't want a handlebar moustache
of 358 votes, 54% like it
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My alphabet soup has poor syntax
of 299 votes, 47% like it
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I high-five strangers.
of 346 votes, 55% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(Front) I'm not a flip-flopper! yes i am... (Back) Or am I?
of 87 votes, 44% like it
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(Front) This is Me (Back) This is Me Walking Away
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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(front)Dramatic Slogan Shirts Are So.....(back) ....Anticlimactic
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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(front)This is me (back) This is me walking away
of 334 votes, 44% like it
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Ask About My Evil Laugh
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Car Alarms Should Never Lure You Into a False Sense of Security
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Doornails take considerable offense to your verbal taunts
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Dramatic Pauses Are So........ (back) ....Anticlimactic
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Evil Villain Bicyclists Always Use The Handlebar Mustache.
of 32 votes, 47% like it
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I Do Not Understand the Semicolon; Only Irony
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I'm Like the Old School Villains. I Use The Train.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I'm Not an Evil Villain. I Just Like Tophats, Mustaches and Capes
of 54 votes, 35% like it
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I'm Not Indecisive, I Think. Well, Maybe I Am. (Back) Or Am I?
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I'm only distracting you from my lack of handlebar mustache
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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If I gave you an Eskimo Kiss would you think less of me?
of 154 votes, 41% like it
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If it's not a sandwich it's not a car
of 75 votes, 48% like it
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If You Build It,Four Other Construction Guys Will Stand and Watch
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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If you build it. They will watch your false sense of hope.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Lava, A dish best served cold
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Math Magicians: All the Nerdiness. None of the Magic.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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My Two Tickets To Paradise Include a Layover in Atlanta
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Not now. I'm trying to end a 7 year game of hide n' seek
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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Old Time Villains Always Used Public Transport. Mostly the Train
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Parmesan Cheese Isn't Even All That Grate
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Repetition is comedic. I'm not making that joke.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Self-deprecating slogan shirts are lame, unfunny and stupid
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Self-Deprecating Slogan Shirts Are So Unfunny and Lame
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Slogan Shirts: An Awkward Silence Insurance Plan
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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This Is A Mere Distraction From My Lack Of Handlebar Mustache
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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This Is A Placeholder For My Evil Villain Cape
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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This Is My Attempt to End a 7 Year Game of Hide and Seek
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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This Shirt is Helping Me Get Over My Fear of Awkward Silence
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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What I Lack In Wit I Make Up For In You Being A Big Stupidhead
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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What Was The Deal With Old Villains and Train Tracks?
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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