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dhectwenty
dhectwenty aka Herman Lee is a 22.92 year old boy, has been a member since July 31, 2004, has scored 2203 submissions, giving an average score of 2.97.
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  Aug 29 '08 by dhectwenty        26 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on kirtsy   
your real name please...
Airport Security: What’s your name?

Passenger: Batman

Airport Security: Your real name please.

Passenger: My name is Bat-man

Airport Security: You’re trying to be funny? What is your family name?

Passenger: Superman

Airport security handcuffs him and puts him into a locked security room. Then they checked his passport…




shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Aug 29 '08 at 2:32pm
didn't his cape give it away?
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Aug 29 '08 at 2:33pm
Where'd the pic go?

I realol'd
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Aug 29 '08 at 2:35pm
oh now there's a picture

holy cow
SoulfumeInc
SoulfumeInc on Aug 29 '08 at 2:41pm
javanese?
SoulfumeInc
SoulfumeInc on Aug 29 '08 at 2:43pm
+ = javanese?
deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Aug 29 '08 at 2:43pm
Maybe John smith is hilarious in other languages. This is pretty funny.
Kookaberry
Kookaberry on Aug 29 '08 at 2:45pm
Why the eff didn't they check his ID *before* handcuffing him?
iPear
iPear on Aug 29 '08 at 2:45pm
javanese?
SoulfumeInc
SoulfumeInc on Aug 29 '08 at 2:46pm
srsly
nigerian_orchid
nigerian_orchid on Aug 29 '08 at 2:49pm
I don't know whether to pity the guy or envy him.
mullmuggins
mullmuggins on Aug 29 '08 at 3:01pm
Javanese = from Java, it's an Indonesian island.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Aug 29 '08 at 3:03pm
lol @ mullmuggins
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Aug 29 '08 at 3:03pm
Unless he meant the breed of cat.



Mew mew
mullmuggins
mullmuggins on Aug 29 '08 at 3:06pm
Oops... I thought I was being helpful, soz! :(

That cat is awesome!
iPear
iPear on Aug 29 '08 at 3:23pm
yeah I was thinking that.
courtney pie
courtney pie on Aug 29 '08 at 3:59pm
kinda scrawny for a super hero, sup with that?!
littlem
littlem on Aug 29 '08 at 4:01pm
i hide my superheroes in my pants
deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Aug 29 '08 at 4:28pm
It's his disguise Courtney.
cassiepaige
cassiepaige on Aug 29 '08 at 4:29pm
That is awesome.
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Aug 29 '08 at 4:44pm
aw he's just a kid!
Kookaberry
Kookaberry on Aug 29 '08 at 4:51pm
He has the same birthday as my mom!
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Aug 29 '08 at 4:53pm
happy birthday, mom!
courtney pie
courtney pie on Aug 29 '08 at 5:03pm
oooh. clever!
dhectwenty
   dhectwenty on Aug 29 '08 at 10:31pm
i'm naming my son hancock.
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on Aug 29 '08 at 10:45pm

i love how they check his passport after locking him up first.
35 days later
dhectwenty
   dhectwenty on Oct 04 '08 at 5:54pm
happy belated b-day to steve's mom!
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