Tree huggers get bark stains
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I've never seen a Tofu cow in my life!
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Proactively submissive!
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I'll be Irish if you're giving out free kisses!
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I've seen all I need to see here. Goodbye.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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OK. I give. You win.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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If you take offense does that make you offensive?
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Do Orcs and Trolls play Sims?
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Horde Wins!
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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kek
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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One-hit Crit! You're dead!
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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What?!? Do they speak English in What?!?
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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porn ruined my life
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Why do people who drive pickups persist in buying PDA's?
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Three guys walk into a bar. The forth guy ducked!
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I remember when Moses was in short pants
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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...now go make me a sandwich!
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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...I'm trying hard to be the shepard!
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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I can't discuss it
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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99.99% Pure! (Ignore that .01%)
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Involuntarily Orgasmic
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Organic Human
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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Ummm...butter!
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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My supersuit is at the cleaners
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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Speshall
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I have better ideas in my head. Trust me.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Clowns...are...EVIL!
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I just missed being on the USA Beer Pong team.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I have no fear of Chuck Norris.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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manic subversive
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Forgot to take my meds today.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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If you are so clever, come up with a better slogan!
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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I'm not old. I'm well-seasoned.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Hectic Eclectic
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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What doesn't kill us makes us bitter!
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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No one likes my t-shirt slogans.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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I don't like you at all!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Roll, Stop and Get Up!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Pink was never the new Black!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Green is the new Black!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I hate you!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Beer Pong Mafia
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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I was born in the year of the Brat!
of 65 votes, 3% like it
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fugedaboudit!
of 65 votes, 8% like it
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Beer pong MVP
of 65 votes, 6% like it
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Don't give in to Beer pressure!
of 65 votes, 8% like it
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Don't Tase me, Bro.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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I bring muscle to this tussle!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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My themesong can beat up your soundtrack.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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My meds prevent my world domination.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Internet fame eludes me.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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40 y.o. women think I'm hot!
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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23% of people like my t-shirt slogan.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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I don't care if Scott Baio is single.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Skateboarding dogs scare me.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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I trip old ladies.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Internet homeless: no web address
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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That's luke-warm.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Chuck Norris owes me $10.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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My F-bombs smell.
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Burritos. A different kind of Bio-Diesel!
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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My socks don't match but my toes are warm.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Don'tcha wish your t-shirt was hot like mine?
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Modern day pirate. Yeeaargh!
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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Communism invented vodka. Monks invented beer. You decide.
of 57 votes, 26% like it
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I write the songs that make Nuns cry.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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What would Tony Soprano do?
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Eye radiation makes my shirt shrink.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Hug me! My chest is cold!
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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I don't care if you like my shirt! It keeps my taa-taas warm.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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My shirt can whip your shirt!
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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420 compliant
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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Let me read the back of Your shirt (so I can steal your wallet).
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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While you were reading this I was stealing your SOUL!
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Stand back or the kitten gets it!
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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That's almost hot...but not quite.
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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T-shirt slogans rock.
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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My real name would reign chaos across the land! Call me Chuck.
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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Most dudes have a 6 pack. I have a keg!
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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How much does a polarbear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi!
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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keep rollin', rollin', rollin'....wait.....don't
of 61 votes, 2% like it
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bass ackwards!
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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Baw chicka Whaw whaaaawww!
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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It's good to be the King.
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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bark.
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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Engage!
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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i believe in BIGFOOT! (he owes me $10)
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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I love puppies! I tolerate kittens.
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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Autobots fear me!
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight!
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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Bob sent me.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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Hidden leaf village ninja.
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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There is a funnier joke on my other shirt.
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Disco makes my nose itch!
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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I love Disco!
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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My ninja suit had a hole in it.
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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Hot buttered toast!
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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My mother thinks I'm studying.
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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music is my life. except maybe Polka. Polka may be pushing it.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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house nation.
of 61 votes, 3% like it
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junglist.
of 61 votes, 3% like it
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Your Mother likes me! (your Dad hates my guts!)
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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g3t l1ft3d
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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Go make me a sandwich!
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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You RAWK!
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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Demons fear me!
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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You had me at my 1st beer!
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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I'm too MEAN to have a Sugardaddy!
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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