Stick figures fall from trees.
of 36 votes, 42% like it
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Tetris taught me the fundamentals of architecture.
of 54 votes, 57% like it
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Let's throw a revolutionary tea party.
of 53 votes, 47% like it
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Hitchhikers gave me two thumbs up.
of 77 votes, 56% like it
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In an alternate dimension, I just saved your life.
of 71 votes, 51% like it
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My sleep cycle needs training wheels.
of 84 votes, 49% like it
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Swing sets allow me to fly short distances.
of 83 votes, 47% like it
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I will defeat you in a choreographed fight scene.
of 106 votes, 53% like it
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I feel more heroic in phone booths.
of 108 votes, 46% like it
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Chute, I forgot my ladder.
of 113 votes, 57% like it
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Nothing ever develops at a writer's block party.
of 119 votes, 45% like it
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Real bear hugs are often fatal.
of 146 votes, 54% like it
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Bubble wrap is an inexpensive form of therapy.
of 133 votes, 53% like it
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Origami experts fold under pressure.
of 167 votes, 56% like it
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Getting lost is really just accidental sightseeing.
of 152 votes, 53% like it
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I fight crime with onomatopoeias. POW!
of 264 votes, 54% like it
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You can't please everyone because that would be gross.
of 263 votes, 52% like it
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My darkest hours are always at night.
of 271 votes, 47% like it
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Pencils aspire to be No. 2.
of 410 votes, 56% like it
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You may only correct me with a red pen.
of 371 votes, 43% like it
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Speed limits make time travel impossible.
of 420 votes, 43% like it
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