Look at this lol-tastic email some weirdos just sent me (Brian Walline):

"Hello,

I saw some of the designs of Adamwhite and I must say that this is very impressive! and I thought that maybe he would be interested in what we have to offer.

Graphic designers upload their designs and thus enter a contest. The winning designs will then be printed on t-shirts and the designer will be paid according to the number of sold tshirts.

Anyway, if you would like, here is the website so don't hesitate to upload the designs: http://www.cocoteez.com/ and don't hesitate to contact me if you have any questions :info@cocoteez.com.

Thank you very much,
Cocoteez Team
http://www.cocoteez.com/"


C'mon now, fellas. Have a little pride.

Yo yo yo, please take a moment to vote the living crap (that means, like, at least a 10 on each of your fake accounts :p ) out of my 2 latest subs because, y'know, it's their last day and all and it's totally the nice thing to do :)





Thank You!

-brian

Hey guys, I was hoping you could help me with something, especially all you freelancers and other creative professionals out there.

I've been approached by a digital marketing company to illustrate a sort of graphic novel, which would be in color and 20-50 illustrated pages.

It's a pretty big job and I'm trying to figure out what a fair fee would be for something like this.

Any thoughts?

Thanks!

-brian

So I'm flying out to LA in the morning, never been there before (or even Cali, actually)... Any suggestions for things I absolutely need to check out while I'm there?

Thanks!

So my bro has been included by a couple of his friends in this random and hastily planned trip to Argentina at the end of July, and so basically I was just wondering if anyone had any Argentine experiences or advice they might want to lend to 3 young Americans, since they have absolutely no plan and no Spanish...

Thanks!

-brian

Any day now, a mighty cryptid is going to descend upon threadless in a hail of talons and gore and other miscellaneous viscera...


Any day now...

Oh, and um, when it does, you should totally go say hi and give it a $5 and stuff? Y'know, so it doesn't eat your face or fly off with your elephants and stuff?

Yay, thanks! :)

Thank you, everyone!
Thank you, Threadless!

I'd been wanting to a design with a deep sea diver for ages, just 'cause I can't seem to get over their oppressively cool helmets :)
This tee is the result of that compulsion coupled with some inspiration from a very cool song, Sea Ghost, by The Unicorns.

It looks like Threadless did a beautiful job printing this and I can't wait to see their handywork in person.

Thanks again to Threadless and everyone who voted for me!!! Keep it up :)

-Brian

If so, I just want you to know that YOUR GOOD FOR NOTHING EFFING BASEBALL TEAM IS RUINING MY LIFE DAY AFTERNOON Tigers' already crappy record! Go away already!

spit

snort

tear

:*(

Just curious... I've been using a Oyster Card holder as a wallet for the past year and the other day it pretty much exploded out of spite, used and abused as it was and so far from Bayswater Station...

In any case, I figured TinyMeat would provide me with a suitable replacement, so I ordered one on Sunday, but I'm not sure if it will get here before I leave for I go out of town on Saturday, in which case I've got some duct-tape to locate...


BAM! Sexy aint it?

This blog is in honor of my friend's hamster who was euthanized this morning. She named the hamster 'Valtrex'. I tell you this to remind you, when it comes to naming animals, always reach for the stars.

I mean, why let race horses get all the strangest/coolest names?

I was going to post a link to the "Poor Hamster" song here, but it just doesn't quite seem appropriate. Instead, why don't you tell me the coolest friggin' pet/domesticated animal names you've ever heard of in your young lives.


I'll start things off with a few friends of mine named S.C.S.I. (Small Computer System Interface, aka "Scuzzy") the chihuahua, Spanky (a great old of mine), Obie (another old dog of mine), Dagwood (my buddy's dog), and Theodore (my future crawdad).

My dog now is named Winston, which is obviously not especially unique, but his middle name on his American Kennel Club papers is D.B., which stands, affectionately, for "Drain Bramage." Years after we named him, my father would begin calling him "Jimmy Dog" and "Mr. Jimmy" for no imaginable reason...

Anyway, have at it! I want to hear all the coolest names!