about Prehistoric Freak
GlennzThe name itself doesn't even sound real. Even his full "Real" name doesn't sound real: Glenn Jones. 2 first names?....yeah right. You may be asking yourself, why do you bring this up, Grandpa? Well, if you look at Glennz's profile, you'll notice he never blogs. He rarely comments on anything, and he is almost a bit of a mystery. YET, he's won the threadless grandprize 8, that's right EIGHT times in last last 2 years or so. That's not even including the 12 month club prints he's had. This leads Grandpa to only one conclusion; Glennz is not real!!! It is my theory that Glennz is actually a group of several artists paid by threadless to create designs. This way, everytime the prize goes to Glennz, threadless saves themselves $2000 ($1000 in the past). You now are probably asking yourself, "But what leads you to believe this Grandpa?" My facts are clear: 1. "Glennz" claims to be from Auckland, New Zealand. Nobody is actually from New Zealand...they just say he's from there because what better place to pretend this made up man lives? The mystical world of New Zealand! Far enough from everyone on threadless that nobody will question it. 2.He has no URL on his profile. How could someone who creates such professional designs like Glennz not have a URL? 3.I've never seen Glenn Jones designs on any other shirt sites, you would think someone as amazing as this man would take his unprinted threadless designs elsewhere with the following he has. Or atleast start his own business. Every one of these designs would sell. 4.Glennz spelled backwards is Znnelg. That is a Swahili word that means "fabricated". 5. 51 above average-amazing submissions in less than 2 years? Unless aliens came down to earth and breed superhumans and I didn't hear about it....this is not possible. Use this information any which way you choose to use it. Just remember, Grandpa told you FIRST!
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
Shirts are fun to wear. I sometimes even wear pants.
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