andre p
andre p aka behind these andreamy eyes is a 18.39 year old boy, has been a member since January 15, 2006, has scored 404 submissions, giving an average score of 2.61.
Is X-Men about transvestites?
of 53 votes, 21% like it
I'll only let you into Fort Awesome if you know the password.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
Paid for by the commission to tell people about this commission.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
I before E except when at sea.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
Tip your government 20 percent!
of 52 votes, 15% like it
Penguins are nature's butlers.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
Colors had me at yellow.
of 60 votes, 13% like it
Plateaus: The highest forms of flattery.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
You obviously did not go to kindergarten.
of 50 votes, 22% like it
2% Milf
of 44 votes, 16% like it
Got butterflies in your stomach? Then stop eating butterflies.
of 53 votes, 26% like it
I'm a vegan when I'm not eating
of 54 votes, 33% like it
Save the earth! It has delicious whale meat!
of 54 votes, 30% like it
There's no "I" in repopulate the earth.
of 51 votes, 33% like it
Assuming makes an ass out of you and some guy named Ming
of 60 votes, 58% like it
Canada: America's Party Hat
of 56 votes, 32% like it
I am a paradox who never tells the truth
of 50 votes, 16% like it
Zidane's forehead was here
of 56 votes, 30% like it
Sex, drugs, and rock paper scissors
of 74 votes, 35% like it
Lobster Kebobster
of 70 votes, 13% like it
I alt-tabbed before you saw that
of 69 votes, 25% like it
GODZILLA fights diabetes
of 64 votes, 22% like it
If Im wearing this, I have to do laundry
of 74 votes, 36% like it
Sobreity is fine in moderation
of 62 votes, 24% like it
I have the antidote.
of 63 votes, 24% like it
Free refills should last forever
of 65 votes, 25% like it
I beat Minesweeper on Expert
of 69 votes, 26% like it
Would you like to be a part of my heist?
of 56 votes, 23% like it
Apply alliteration at all affairs.
of 58 votes, 24% like it
Liquidity: it's just a phase
of 55 votes, 13% like it
My manor has following-eye portraits
of 59 votes, 29% like it
Inappropriate use of quote bunnies
of 49 votes, 22% like it
Acronyms are as confusing as IMTAU
of 50 votes, 24% like it
Declaring yoink transfers ownership
of 52 votes, 25% like it
My oedipal complex manifested itself
of 52 votes, 23% like it
Underground Ping-Pong Circuit Champion
of 78 votes, 26% like it
I challenge you to a thumb war
of 88 votes, 48% like it
Getaway Driver
of 79 votes, 22% like it
Wannabe Centaur
of 72 votes, 17% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(upside-down:) Call shotgun
of 31 votes, 10% like it
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
of 46 votes, 20% like it
Age is just a number (greater than 18)
of 29 votes, 10% like it
Alfalfa Male
of 36 votes, 14% like it
Anatomically, shouldnt men wear skirts?
of 37 votes, 27% like it
Back in my day, we called these Norwegian Torso Covers!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Be back in a handbeat
of 36 votes, 19% like it
Belgian ROFLs
of 35 votes, 17% like it
Better safe than calamari
of 39 votes, 23% like it
Bi bi-polar polar bear
of 40 votes, 25% like it
Book?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
Boycott Christmas (Anti-Elf Labor)
of 32 votes, 25% like it
Canada: America Lite
of 51 votes, 22% like it
Cash? Check? Monopoly money?
of 43 votes, 30% like it
Comedians do it for an audience
of 39 votes, 28% like it
Cunninglinguist
of 62 votes, 16% like it
Da Vinci's code was pig latin
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Don't find suitors, get 'em neutered!
of 43 votes, 2% like it
Dont worry, I wont depict your false god
of 35 votes, 17% like it
Exterminators: Because there's no "I" in teem
of 26 votes, 19% like it
Fads are like kidney stones
of 33 votes, 24% like it
Fear change? Leave it with me.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
Fillet and neuter your pets.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
Florida: The Penis of the United States
of 37 votes, 30% like it
Four digits off from a millionaire
of 45 votes, 24% like it
Free Agent
of 46 votes, 20% like it
Friends dont let friends wear this shirt
of 35 votes, 26% like it
Fuzzy wuzzy was an Ursus arctos horribilis
of 27 votes, 15% like it
Geriatric deformed samurai crabs
of 28 votes, 18% like it
Harlots down, comrades up.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
Have sex with me (Ill stop lying to you)
of 25 votes, 16% like it
High on life (among other things)
of 36 votes, 25% like it
Honk! if you want to mess up golfers
of 40 votes, 13% like it
Houston's Problem
of 21 votes, 10% like it
How was planned parenthood?
of 33 votes, 18% like it
I beta-tested the abacus
of 32 votes, 19% like it
I don't get math (I get even)
of 36 votes, 28% like it
I dump on the first date
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I get it, potatoes dont fly planes! Hah!
of 34 votes, 24% like it
I hate my curfew
of 37 votes, 19% like it
I should start a band.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
I speak English...ish.
of 43 votes, 26% like it
I Squash Bugs
of 63 votes, 17% like it
I swear I didn't know she was 3!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
I swear, you swear, we all swear for polar bears!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
I'd have been shot in the Wild West
of 37 votes, 16% like it
I'd rather be on Endor
of 36 votes, 19% like it
I'll hand you some handsome
of 38 votes, 13% like it
I'm not religious, I'm school spiritual
of 27 votes, 15% like it
I'm the change in the sofa of humanity
of 43 votes, 16% like it
I'm the real reason South Carolina seceded from the Union
of 21 votes, 10% like it
If only frags were girls...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Im alarmed by the bustle in my hedgerow
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Inappropriate use of quote bunnies
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Let's get metaphysical
of 39 votes, 18% like it
Love is for lovers
of 27 votes, 22% like it
Masochism: My Anti-Drug
of 14 votes, 7% like it
Monopoly at my place!
of 70 votes, 23% like it
Monopoly money is real money
of 35 votes, 20% like it
My birthday is on or before 21 years ago
of 38 votes, 24% like it
My birthday is tomorrow
of 39 votes, 23% like it
My other shirt is witty
of 54 votes, 31% like it
Nerd with a bird.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
Nothing else was clean
of 48 votes, 27% like it
Obesity is a disease, like being tall
of 36 votes, 25% like it
Old-School Abacus User
of 37 votes, 16% like it
One Cool Dude
of 26 votes, 19% like it
Outlaw shirts and only outlaws will own this shirt
of 45 votes, 22% like it
Pi is the world's longest palindrome.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
Pillowhumper
of 34 votes, 18% like it
Ping-Pong Champion. (You got served).
of 38 votes, 18% like it
RACECAR (read it backwards!)
of 36 votes, 25% like it
Random is the New Order
of 50 votes, 30% like it
Ray gun set to "liquify"
of 46 votes, 22% like it
Rock never loses
of 44 votes, 23% like it
Rome wasn't built in a day...until now. TURBOROME!
of 45 votes, 20% like it
Seizure Salad
of 46 votes, 17% like it
Shift-1234 for Cartoon Profanity
of 50 votes, 6% like it
Slogan #100,303
of 37 votes, 24% like it
soft punch game champion (you go first)
of 26 votes, 15% like it
Surely the chicken had ulterior motives.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
Surf + Safari = Surfari
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Surf's up
of 26 votes, 12% like it
Ten times fast
of 61 votes, 18% like it
That was as close as a twelveblade shave
of 36 votes, 17% like it
The 90's are now the "good old days"
of 27 votes, 22% like it
the early bird gets the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese
of 44 votes, 23% like it
The Invisible Mime
of 50 votes, 10% like it
The rest of the world loves soccer!
of 36 votes, 19% like it
This is not a historic moment in black history
of 27 votes, 11% like it
This is not my cup of tee
of 25 votes, 4% like it
This shirt goes to eleven
of 13 votes, 8% like it
This shirt reflects my social ineptitude
of 37 votes, 24% like it
This shirt sounds better on vinyl
of 27 votes, 15% like it
Unlike Hector, Dr Dwight Boyardee never attended cooking school
of 27 votes, 15% like it
Warning:Floor may be wet. I pee my pants
of 39 votes, 18% like it
What good is reading my shirt...if you're unable to speak?
of 30 votes, 13% like it
Who sells hotcakes?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
Women's studies or world history?
of 29 votes, 17% like it
Yo soy el capitan!
of 41 votes, 12% like it
My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

All about me
I am a comedian, improv and standup.
Please look at my slogans, and in that manner I'm a harlot.

Shirts are cool.
I ordered and am awaiting:
Midnight Snack
Technology Ruins Nature

I also like:
Best Mime Ever
Chicken War
Damn Scientists
Ah Munna Eat Choo

Gabe is very cool and has sweet hair.
Update: Aug 29, '08
Update: Ken Marshall
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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