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cirque427
aka Noah is a 16.19 year old boy, has been a member since October 1, 2005, has scored 3404 submissions, giving an average score of 1.35.
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Do they say til death do you part at hollywood weddings?
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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the Thesaurus was the smartest dinosaur
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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What is another word for thesaurus?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Mona Lisa's bottom half is on the crapper
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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a vegan ate my garden
of 49 votes, 51% like it
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be a pal, lend me 50 bucks
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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i'm someone's sidekick
of 43 votes, 33% like it
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my cell phone fights crime
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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bring your pitchforks and torches
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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i'm stupid. wanna be with me?
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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houston, you're fired
of 88 votes, 20% like it
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i lost stupid
of 77 votes, 17% like it
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acid rain, shmacid shmain
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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droopy vs. snoopy
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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wake up and smell the fartzles
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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dick owns bush
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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corrupt, and proud of it
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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latin: dead as a doornail
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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i enjoy a nice pair of slacks
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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i killed a man with a trident!
of 156 votes, 25% like it
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i hope you didn't actually pay for that
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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do you like my mole?
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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harry potter and the boiling snot bucket
of 87 votes, 10% like it
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gmail is an exclusive club
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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chew chew the bubblegum train
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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and all that jazz
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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beef paste makes me grow!
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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who wants milk?
of 69 votes, 9% like it
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3 blind lice
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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only half was yellow
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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secret society! secret society!
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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the long and winding camode
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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hiiii i'm carol!!!
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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supercagfraligisstiexpialiabadocious
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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eat every bean, and pee in your plate
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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i took my meds today
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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all i got was this lousy t-shirt
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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i bought an orange
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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nobody died when clinton lied
of 54 votes, 33% like it
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lawyers do it in their briefs
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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i can stick my whole fist in my mouth
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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you can't prove that
of 66 votes, 18% like it
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i could do that when i was younger
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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i already ate that
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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i don't really speak mexican chinese...
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
All Goldfish Need Batteries
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away but youll be a teacher's pet
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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avocados the other green fruit
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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baby pandas are so goll darn cute
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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bang bang-a-ty bang bang BANG BANG
of 103 votes, 11% like it
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barfateria
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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brains for brains
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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bush: the first butt birth
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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C.R.A.P.: Create Really Awesome Poopies
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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can you biggie that?
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Can't go under it, Can't go over it, Screw Grandma.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Chickens are ugly, but they taste good.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Christmas: "Death to Evergreens"
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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dogs rule cats are pathetic
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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fairies DO exist!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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fast, friendly, and full of shit!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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get rich, die tryin, or see the dentist
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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goober and raison d'etre
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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hilary 2008
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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ho fo sho
of 90 votes, 20% like it
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hogfarts school of flatulence
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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honeydew the other green fruit
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Hug me, I have implants.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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i break for t-shirts
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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i have 17 toes not counting the big ones
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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i have multiple moms
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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i ran over a rat
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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i'm 100% organic
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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i'm 100% organic
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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i'm a shmalyvin
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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i'm schitzo, but i'm a team player
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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i've gotten trophies for that
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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just spiffy...
of 78 votes, 18% like it
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Kleppards are thieving kitties.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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let's get ready to fumble
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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my knife fell on his heart...
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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pearls are hardened clam saliva
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Preppards are plaid, not spotty.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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slim sly the slogan slave
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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time to rhyme
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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uno, dos, tres, catorce
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/185701/cirque427
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musick: death cab for cutie, the postal service, rogue wave, frou frou, imogen heap, matt pond pa, john vanderslice, the killers, dmb, tori amos, radiohead, TRINA, beach boys, beck, the black eyed peas, coldplay, cranberries, bob marley, counting crows, foo fighters, fountains of wayne, franz ferdinand, hot hot heat, guster, kaiser chiefs, pearl jam, john mayer, sheryl crow
cults:
Gang of DC:
ziggystardust- can summon the animals of the national zoo. plus she's a major pimp
nslesinger - can hug a panda without it mauling me first
cirque427 (me)- can make tai shan shit an exact pound of bamboo with a special whistle and he's obviously milique so that comes with it's own special powers and so he can summon a bucket with the snap of both hands and feet simultaneously
stevethegreat: mostly he looks like a christmas tree, but he also can watch pandacam for hours on end in avoidance of real things
littlelibertine:it pretty good at shakin what her mama gave her... lol
fionab: can name all of the colors of the rainbow AND she can eat 13 grilled cheese sandwiches in one sitting
Honorary DC-er: mmm...Jones (because she's cool like that)
littlem's family:
i'm a child :-)
the ninja assassin league (FOUNDED BY ZIGGY!!):
ziggystardust-the ninja master and teaches everyone the ways of the ninja. she's mr. miyagi
dorkeh ziggy's assisstant and is a very skilled one because he taught himself the ways of the ninja
fionab is the leaf eating ninja. shes not all there but we ninjas love her anyway
hoiyes is the manchild ninja
WallsReallyWork has excellent karate chop skills
mayorseedless is a wise old ninja
h1pp13 is a skilled ninja who doesnt even need to use weapons
stevethegreat can kill somebody with just his eyebrows and rules the streets of dc with ziggy
retrocesco is the ghetto ninja
nslesinger is ziggy's (and my) bff ninja, whats a ninja assassin league without her?
cirque427 is the only one with a ninja outfit. he wears it all the time and it has never been washed
octoberdustin is the ninja with a tail. who doesnt love a ninja with a tail? that tail is pretty deadly
mimedeeta is the super smart computer guy with cool personality traits and crazy good hair
avant is a filthy liar (which is honest) and he's the ninja husband of ninja ziggy
my logo:
others:
my friend in the picture is named kara
street team:
right here
shirts:
people who come:
since 2/19
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