Tonteau
Tonteau aka has been a member since September 8, 2005, has scored 9690 submissions, giving an average score of 2.27.
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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in Hitler's eyes.
of 44 votes, 30% like it
The internet: It's not where you're from, it's where you're @
of 50 votes, 42% like it
Pointing: The international language.
of 51 votes, 39% like it
Have I told you how much I've won the lottery recently?
of 48 votes, 2% like it
Drink driving ruined my trousers.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
I've started an all-girl, law student rock band
of 48 votes, 15% like it
Everything's racist when you're white.
of 53 votes, 36% like it
No way! My password is *********, too.
of 68 votes, 44% like it
I'd like to be remembered for never dying.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
...and now to make loads of money.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
All this needs now is a slap bass solo.
of 73 votes, 19% like it
I thought I had epilepsy, turns out I was just very excited.
of 94 votes, 29% like it
I thought I had narcolepsy, but actually I was just tired.
of 94 votes, 33% like it
If you want a job done properly, do it properly.
of 95 votes, 33% like it
No pain, possible leprosy.
of 89 votes, 22% like it
Knife skills are life skills.
of 98 votes, 39% like it
I bet I'll get soup on this.
of 94 votes, 30% like it
America wants a punchline.
of 98 votes, 23% like it
This would appear more meaningful as Chinese characters.
of 130 votes, 47% like it
I wish I'd sold out sooner.
of 97 votes, 19% like it
Let's ask the internet.
of 121 votes, 43% like it
Should you be punching me whilst reading this, kindly stop.
of 118 votes, 28% like it
I sold my soul for a sausage roll.
of 108 votes, 25% like it
I want a Tomato.
of 109 votes, 14% like it
This is a joke about dyslexia. It involves poor spelling.
of 110 votes, 25% like it
Also available in Braille.
of 93 votes, 33% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
I specialise in coincidences.
of 58 votes, 22% like it
If this text is obscured by onions, I'm French.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
Legos is not the plural of Lego, you retards.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
Mess is law.
of 56 votes, 4% like it
The good news is there's no bad news.
of 101 votes, 26% like it
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